Two for one tonight. Buster Keaton in shorts and up to his neck in flappers.
#I think this was the feature were everyone realized Buster Keaton was built like a goddamn army truck #Which naturally makes him being bad at sports that much funnier
"Through the fathomless deeps of space swims the star turtle Great A’Tuin, bearing on its back the four giant elephants who carry on their shoulders the mass of the Discworld. A tiny sun and moon spin around them, on a complicated orbit to induce seasons, so probably nowhere else in the multiverse is it sometimes necessary for an elephant to cock a leg to allow the sun to go past"- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters.This is the Art of Paul Kidby, who has illustrated not only the covers to a great many discworld books, but also illustrated calendars, art books and the fully illustrated stories like The last hero.Terry Pratchetts Discworld is easily my favourite fantasy world.
These are all perfect oh my god
‘Secret Agent Calvin and Hobbes’ and ‘Secret Agent Calvin and Hobbes: Meet Dr. Robin’ by Coran “Kiser” Stone
Holy shit, I love this.
making pancakes has led to the discovery that I can form this particular apron into a perfect Nun outfit
how do you solve a problem like-
MARIA GET YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN FROM THAT HILL AND STOP SINGING
THE FUCKING EVENING MASS AIN’T GONNA DO ITSELF HO
no reason boner // ninja sex party
this is no laughing matter
this is not some kind of game
i can tuck away my johnson
but i can never tuck away the shame
"Should we return to base, let them know we are living?"
"Nyet, we will have second honeymoon and then return for our funeral for the looks on their faces."
OK BUT THEY WOULD. And they’d just stand in the back and glower, and everyone would turn white and think they’re seeing ghosts and not talk about it because they’re going to pee themselves in fear.
#and then the fuckers would laugh #and half the crowd will pee themselves #and sasha will pick up mako and cuddle her #and aleksis will pick up her and mako and raleigh and fuck yeah herc too why not #and all is well in the end #cuddles for everyone (via archadianskies)
Guess what I’m drafting today….